This October, Jordan will be looking at some real spooky subjects. This week, he’ll discuss whether or not Scary Movies are indeed “Scary”.

Top 5 Least Scary Movies of 2013:

1. The Haunting of Connecticut 2 – How many times can one place be haunted?

2. The Conjuring – In all honesty, I never saw this but the trailer was bad enough.

3. Warm Bodies – Hey, horror-comedy counts! Though neither laughs nor scares were had in this sad attempt at cinema.

4. The Last Exorcism 2 – The title pretty much says it all. “This is the last one, I swear!”

5. Paranormal Activity 4 (a.k.a “Para-Four-Mal Activity”) – I realize this was 2012, but it still deserves to be on this list.