Top 10 things MHS is storing in the giant box underneath the lion in the front hallway

The crate is just too big. There has to be something in there.

10. Cafeteria secret lunch menu

9. MacBook Airs for seniors

8. Garage parking for Rudy’s golf cart

7. Harambe

6. Ortiz’s fedora collection

5. $7.1 million for the new stadium

4. Ryan Lochte’s career

3. The ghost of Mr. Butler

2. A slightly smaller lion on a slightly smaller box

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